Hels, 17, Italy - writer (?) and fangirl 24/7 - Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Supernatural, The 100, Resurrection, Vikings, Reign, The Big Bang Theory, Fargo, Teen Wolf and more to start! - Black Veil Brides, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low and more - I also post a lot of LGBTQIA, funny and cats things - most text post because i always have utorrent running - Follow me and I will mention you in my Nobel speech (you must wait some decades, but it will happen, don't worry)

 

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Fonte: queensamwise)

dr3amerthings:

She’s like a superheroine, our superheroine. ♥️ Thank you so much for everything. Maybe one day I’ll hug you, I hope so.

dr3amerthings:

She’s like a superheroine, our superheroine. ♥️
Thank you so much for everything.
Maybe one day I’ll hug you, I hope so.

minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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allimage

probablyimage

goingimage

to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind

Rule 1) Always post the rules.

Rule 2) Answer the questions the other person asked then write 11 new ones. Rule 3) Tag 11 people in the post. Rule 4) Tell ‘em you tagged them! Rule 5) Tell the person who tagged you you’ve answered the questions!

I got tagged by confessedapostacies

1) What’s the ugliest outfit you can imagine?

This is one of them, but really I’m no expert (I don’t wear a girly dress since 2001, and my closet is full of fandom t-shirt and jeans)

2) Is there anything that sends shivers down your back?

Spiders. Sometimes I can’t even kill them because I’m too scared.

3) The food genie has arrived! You get a 3 course meal and a drink, tell me, what do you choose to eat?
Home-made lasagna (possibly my mother’s), pizza and tiramisù (italian dessert, don’t know if they make it also in other countries. Anyway, it’s delicious). And beer.

4) What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever bought?

Kindle reader, I think.

5) Would you rather shave your eyebrows or have your eyelashes fall out?
I’m too lazy to shave them properly, so I let them free and wild.

6) What’s been the best day of your life so far?
The day I saw Black Veil Brides live in Milan.

7) What’s the craziest dream you’ve ever had?
I was in our old apartment (first floor): suddenly there was a volcan explosion and the lava went up the stairs and me and my mother hid behind a corner. The lava went near us and said “I see you”. I was a little kid but I still remember the sound of that voice, I was so scared I slept in my parent’s bed for two nights.

8) What do you think life will be like in the year 2070?
Not so different. Every year technology it’s better and it’s like this since men discovered fire, but life it’s pretty much the same. Everytime someone is oppressed and someone is the oppressor, but everyone can find some moments of happiness in life.

9) If you were a member of the opposite sex for just one day, what would you do?
I would like to know how a male orgasm is, and then walk around house without shirt because I could LOL

10) Invent dream job that doesn’t exist yet
Fangirl. You fangirl about musicians and actors and everything but you get paid.

11) If you could stay in any hotel for free for just one night, which would it be?
I don’t travel much so I don’t know many hotels, but I’d like one in London, with a masseuse.

Sorry if i made mistakes, I do not speak english as my first language! ^.^

My questions:

1) You have to travel and you can only take five books. Which ones will you take?
2)What’s your favourite memory from your childhood?
3) You can take the TARDIS for just one trip, no return. Would you take it? Where and when would you go?
4) What’s the song that describes you?
5) Would you rather be a band member, a writer or an actor?
6) Who would you marry if you had another sexual orientation?
7) Do you like your family?
8) Do you have/had/want any pet?
9) List five things you hate.
10) Would you kill someone if you had immunity for that crime?
11) Did you like my questions?

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pierce-the-queens-ears:

mcroomples:

ak-51:

nikalemun:

fivesoskians:

KILLER MASHUP.

WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF HEAVEN

im becoming wet

i dont know what to do 

OH MY JEBUS THIS IS WOW

(Fonte: thnksfrth-hemmories)

randomguy2015:

hidekass:

zyzil:

princess-azula:

grapefruitshampoo:

imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:

tephnos:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.
…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.
If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.
I am not a serial killer, honest.

I am seriously concerned for all of you

please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK

I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK

How to kill a bitch: a guide by tumblr



I wouldn’t trust ANY of you.

randomguy2015:

hidekass:

zyzil:

princess-azula:

grapefruitshampoo:

imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:

tephnos:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.



You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.

I am not a serial killer, honest.

I am seriously concerned for all of you

please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK

I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK

How to kill a bitch: a guide by tumblr

I wouldn’t trust ANY of you.

(Fonte: actualadvicemallard)